Sponsor |  trevho | May 7, 6:50pm | | What was the best part of the million man march?..............No one missed work. |
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Sponsor | | Thomas-Jefferson | May 7, 7:12pm | Three Doctors walk into a bar together and discuss surgeries they
had performed. The first one said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago
a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into
a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United
States." |
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|  Tara-the-Terror | May 7, 7:16pm | What's blue and doesn't fit?
> A dead epileptic.
What has 2 legs and bleeds?
> Half a dog. |
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| | italian-scallion | May 7, 7:25pm | What's red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion. |
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Sponsor | | AlternaDad | May 7, 7:47pm | What did the blind paraplegic kid get for Christmas?
Cancer. |
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Sponsor | | AlternaDad | May 8, 8:23am | | That one killed the thread eh? Yeah, well... :P |
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|  npftm | May 8, 11:23am | | A man and a boy are walking into some woodland. The trees are dense and twilight is approaching. The boy looks to the man and says 'I'm scared of the dark.' The man stops, takes a breath and replies 'imagine how I feel. I've got to walk out alone.' |
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Sponsor | | Thomas-Jefferson | May 8, 12:43pm | | gee whiz, the racial ones seem a lot less bad to me! |
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| | Jossey | May 8, 12:57pm | My friend was epileptic..they took her child then she drowned in the bath..she was in a staffed hostel and they should have been keeping an eye on her at bath times (with dignity of course)she was a wonderful and kind person
un pc jokes arnt just being cruel.
What does a black man find when he looks up his family tree?
..his ancesters
what do you call a greedy selfish corrupt thieving murdering racist lying jew with prostate cancer whos about to resign?
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| | italian-scallion | May 9, 4:33pm | Cheap.
Allow me to reinforce the white trash stereotype. This one involves Arkansas, a Jim Bob, and eighteen children:
Story |
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